Democrats have clear advantage in canine poll
PORTLANDVanDogh Creations reports polling data showing that the presidential race isnt even close…as far as dogs are concerned. Last month the company launched Bush-BITES! and Kerry-Wafflessuperior dog treats with a political twist. Today, the company reports that the latest results show that more dogs would prefer to take a bite out of President Bush than candidate John Kerry.
When you buy a bag of treats on our Web site, your dog is casting a vote and we keep a tally, said Chris Jones, the creator. If you check our Web site today, you will see that apparently 76 percent of dogs think that Bush-BITES!, while so far only 24 percent believe Kerry-Waffles. Thats a slight uptick for the Democrats over the last couple of weeks. You can view up-to-date results on the companys Web site at www.vandogh.com.
Dog owners will tell you that their dogs are great judges of character, said Jones. We believe polling dogs will prove to be a valid indicator for elections. If a groundhog can forecast when spring is coming, surely dogs are more than capable of predicting the next president.
Janeane Garofalos dogs, Dewey and Kid, favor Bush-BITES! saying: We dont understand why Kerry-Waffles are even an option. Its been said that well eat anything, but nowe wont eat Kerry-Waffles. We only eat things that are true. The company tried to locate a GOP spokesdog to comment, but was unable to find a Karl Rover willing to go on the record.
Are dogs more liberal by nature? Will conservative dogs start barking louder to make their voices heard? No matter which biscuit comes out on top, in this election everyone wins because 20 percent of the companys net proceeds are donated to charities. Check out the latest results and purchase treats at www.vandogh.com.
You can buy an 11 ounce bag of the all-natural peanut butter treats on the companys Web site (www.vandogh.com) for $9.99 plus shipping. The treats are also available at select pet stores and boutiques around the U.S., from California to New York. Illinois stores include 4 Legs Pet Products and The Barking Lot in Chicago. Go to www.vandogh.com/retail to find a retail store near you.