Henry Household Happy Holidays

Henry Household Happy Holidays

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Twelve Days of Elections

(sung to the tune of “12 Days of Christmas”)

On the first day of voting, my country called on me

for a Presidential Victory

On the second day of counting, my country gave to me

Two States A-hanging

for a presidential victory

On the third day of counting, my country gave to me

Three County Recounts

one state still hanging

for a presidential victory

On the fourth day of counting, my country gave to me

Four Lawyers Ranting

three county recounts

one state a-hanging

for a presidential victory

On the fifth day of counting, my country gave to me

Five Network Spins

four lawyers ranting

three county recounts

one state a-hanging

for a presidential victory

On the sixth day of counting, my country gave to me

Six Geezers Griping

five network spins

four lawyers ranting

three county recounts

one state a-hanging

for a presidential victory

On the seventh day of counting, my country gave to me

Seven Judges Judging

six geezers griping

five network spins

four lawyers ranting

three county recounts

one state a-hanging

for a presidential victory

On the eighth day of counting, my country gave to me

Eight Chads A-dangling

seven judges judging

six geezers griping

five network spins

four lawyers ranting

three county recounts

one state a-hanging

for a presidential victory

On the ninth day of counting, my country gave to me

Nine Carnaks Staring

eight chads a-dangling

seven judges judging

six geezers griping

five network spins

four lawyers ranting

three county recounts

one state a-hanging

for a presidential victory

On the tenth day of counting, my country gave to me

Ten Lawsuits Pending

nine Carnaks staring

eight chads a-dangling

seven judges judging

six geezers griping

five network spins

four lawyers ranting

three county recounts

one state a-hanging

for a presidential victory

On the eleventh day of counting, my country gave to me

Eleven Crowds A-leaping

ten lawsuits pending

nine Carnaks staring

eight chads a-dangling

seven judges judging

six geezers griping

five network spins

four lawyers ranting

three county recounts

one state a-hanging

for a presidential victory

On the twelfth day of counting, my country gave to me

Twelve More Days of Wrangling

eleven crowds a-leaping

ten lawsuits pending

nine Carnaks staring

eight chads a-dangling

seven judges judging

six geezers griping

five network spins

four lawyers ranting

three county recounts

one state a-hanging

for a presidential victory

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