Eureka! Classifieds for week of Dec. 16-22, 2009

REAL ESTATE

FOR RENT

Apartments

STUDIO- Haight Village, lower. Restored Victorian, A/C, tenant pays electric. Charming. 815/988-5385. 12/30

LARGE 1-BEDROOM APARTMENTS 2010 Kishwaukee, 150 N 9th St. Very Nice! Starting at $395. 815-964-6270. 12/30

NORTHWEST, 1-bath apartments: 1- bedroom, $485 & 2-bedroom from $550. On bus line near stores, library, & hospital. A/C, coin laundry. HEAT, WATER, & GARBAGE included. No pets. Pay rent for December, and get 1/2 month’s rent in January free. Some Sec. 8 OK. Discount for handyman manager. 815/382-7667. 12/16

2206 AUBURN ST. – 1-Bedroom ($425) and 2-bedroom ($525) apartments. Clean, newly painted and renovated. Spacious rooms, hardwood floors. Tenants responsible for gas and electric. Laundry hookup and storage in basement. First month’s rent and deposit to move in. 964-0102. TFN

STUDIO APARTMENT- $350/month. All utilities except electric. 1407 N. Main St. 815/964-4400. 12/23

COUNTRY STUDIO APARTMENT for rent – Utilities included, private. $485/mo. 815/912-2301. 12/16

1- & 2-BEDROOM APTS.- $440-$500. No deposit. Parking, storage, laundry. 815/964-0344. 12/16

1-BEDROOM VICTORIAN APARTMENT- Heat included, Sun porch , Huge living room and kitchen, 9-foot ceilings, Beveled crystal upper windows, French doors, Art-deco style leaded glass cabinets, Plenty of kitchen cupboards. $525 per month plus 1^st & Last Month’s Rent. Contact Frank at 815/964-9767. TFN

524 LAFAYETTE AVE. – 2-bedroom apartment, hardwood floors, good neighborhood. $495 plus deposit. 815/964-0102. TFN

NORTHEAST, 2-BEDROOM, 1-bath apartment. Across from golf course. Air conditioning, carport, coin laundry, heated, non-smoking. From $595/month. Water and garbage included. Get 1 month FREE with excellent credit! 815/262-4332, 815/382-7667. 12/16

1935 5TH ST. - Upper, 2BR with laundry hook-ups, 3-seasons porch. $595/month. 815/978-4567 or 815/378-3296. 12/16

CHERRY VALLEY/WINSOME ACRES - Large 2BR, newer carpet/bath, Available Now! No pets/smoke. WOW! $595. 608/574-3379. 12/16

2-BEDROOM- Hot water furnished, upper unit. No pets. 409 9th St. 815/226-8644. 12/30

BEAUTIFUL, LARGE 2-BEDROOM New appliances, washer/dryer, large basement, new efficiency furnace, $550 + deposit. 1821 7th St. 815/540-6757. 12/30

3-BR, LARGE ROOMS- Recently remodeled, hardwood floors. $575/month. 815/914-1337. 12/23

SPACIOUS SE 3½-BEDROOM -Washer/dryer in unit, remodeled. $550/month. 815/914-1337. 12/23

Duplexes

2-BEDROOM DUPLEX FOR RENT – 3330 Sunnyside, Rockford, northwest, full basement. $450/mo. + deposit. 815/962-3344. 12/16

Condos

CONDO- SE ROCKFORD. 2-BEDROOM 2-BATH: Beautiful, large, spacious with fireplace, balcony, sliding glass doors, storage, & parking. Available immediately. $725/month. 773/203-7370. 12/23

Houses

1-5 BEDROOM HOUSES & Apartments. All Areas, All Prices 815-964-6270. 12/30

3129 BLACKSTONE. Single-family house. Very nice. 2-car garage. $550/mo. 815/978-4567 or 815/378-3296.12/16

2-BEDROOM HOUSE FOR RENT: Clean. Quiet area. $500/month + deposit. 815/979-7559. 12/23

3-BEDROOM, 1-BATH – Fireplace, finished basement, fenced yard, 1-car garage. Great location. 815/964-0102. TFN

3-BEDROOM MACHESNEY PARK – $550/mo. & $550 deposit. Pets extra. 815/397-6901. 12/23

Belvidere/ChrySLer area. 3bed 2.5bath House for rent $1200/month Freshly remodeled, everything’s new, countertops, brush nickel fixtures, carpet, ceramic, switches/outlets, fresh paint and colonist trim with 6 panel doors. Finished basement with Jacuzzi tub, and 200sqft work room/utility room. Large yard backs up to conservation area. House has A/C and water softener, wood-burning fireplace with gas starter, 2-car garage. This house is a must see to appreciate. 815-540-5369. 12/16

7504 CADET – MACHESNEY PARK: 3-bedroom, kitchen,
living room, dining room, 1-bath. $775. 815/978-4567 or 815/378-3296. 12/16

LARGE 5-BEDROOM 2.5-Bath House- Nice NW neighborhood, remodeled $1050. 815-964-6270. 12/30

HOMES FOR RENT: ***FREE Foreclosure Listings*** Over 400,000 properties nationwide. LOW Down Payment. Call NOW! 1-800-785-4121. (MCN)

Roommate Wanted

ONE MILE FROM CHERRYVALE MALL - roommateS wanted. Quiet neighborhood, furnished appliances, utilities. $325/$365. 815/299-1703. 12/16

ROOMMATE WANTED – $400/month. NW Rockford, consider pet, 815/654-7745. House has pets, clean guy, 48. 12/30

Commercial Rental

FREE RENT FOR 2 MONTHS! 408 Mulberry. Large window, near bus stop, just off Church St., 352 sq.ft. raw office/retail space available—you finish to suit, plus 162 sq.ft unfinished basement. Single bathroom. Includes water, A.C. and heat. You pay electric. Dumpster negotiable. Application, credit check, criminal background, rental references, résumé required. $500 deposit and $500 per month rent after 2 months. 2 year lease. Call Frank or Marilyn, 815-964-9767. TFN

FOR LEASE: OFFICE/RETAIL SPACE - N. Second St., Machesney Park. 815/558-9019. 12/30

3 storefronts available. Will build to suit. 917 S. Main. Each space 1,400 sq.ft. mol. Contact Kerry Knodle, CCS, Inc. 815/963-6236, kknodle@youthbuildrockford.org . TFN

Vacation Rental

VACATION RENTALS in Sunny Florida. Beautiful and Affordable. Call Toll Free Today 866-222-3822 or Email Dana@InvestorsRealty.com www.villageapt.net. (ICAN)

Timeshare

TIMESHARE OWNERS. Ready to sell? Start today with a FREE market analysis and price report. Call Toll-Free 1-866-323-5671 or visit www.FreeResortReport.com Vacation Property Resellers. (MCN)

SELL/RENT YOUR TIMESHARE FOR CASH!!! Our Guaranteed Services Will Sell/Rent Your Unused Timeshare for CASH! Over $78 Million Dollars Offered in 2009. www.sellatimeshare.com 1-877-494-8246. N-12/16

TIMESHARE RESALES SAVE 60%-80% OFF RETAIL!! Worldwide Locations! Call for Free Magazine! 1-800-639-5319 www.holidaygroup.com/flier. N-12/16

Homes For Sale

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-JUST MOVE IN EVERTHING IS DONE! Great 3 BR bi-level home, 3020 Bavarian Ln., Rkfd. Asking Price $109,000.

-PRICE REDUCTION! Updated 3 BR, 1½-Bath, 3-season room, & oversized 2-car garage. Comes with an extra lot. Asking price $105,900.

-EVERYTHING DONE! True 4-bedroom w/ hardwood floors, new windows, roof, carpet. 1st- floor laundry room. Lg bath w/ whirlpool tub. 1640 sq. ft. 1610 Huffman Blvd. Price $85,000 Agent-Owned.

-PRE-FORCLOSURE LARGE 2 STORY! 3 BR, one extra room. Needs a little TLC.
326 Napolean St., Rkfd. Asking price $37,000. For information on any of the above properties , please call James Perteete 815/978-5641. CENTURY 21 Country North.
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INVESTMENT PROPERTIES FOR SALE in Freeport, IL. 5 single-family homes & 1 duplex. Great cash flow & tenant history. $110,000 takes all! Call Nate for more info – 815/291-6225.

BECOME A HOMEOWNER 100% Available. Low Fixed Rates Prior Bankruptcy ok. Government Loan Expert. WWW.WYKOFFMORTGAGE.COM (888) 833-2181 616 S. Grand W. Springfield, IL 62704 IL Res. Mtg. Licensee EHL. (ICAN)

2 NEW CONSTRUCTION HOMES FOR SALE: 3 Bedrooms, 2 full baths, full basements, appliances, cathedral ceilings, first floor laundry and attached garage. $82,000. Assistance available for down payment for income-eligible buyers. Also, eligible forFederal tax credit of $8,000. Great opportunity to purchase a newly-constructed home. 1 NEWLY-REMODELED 3-BEDROOM HOME: New kitchen and bathroom, all new carpet throughout entire home. Great corner lot with large backyard. Home is move-in ready. Buyer may be eligible for$15,000 down payment assistance and Federal Tax Credit. Great opportunity to purchase your first home for $63,500. CONTACT: 815-963-6236 or Margaret Archer Century 21 815-988-8821. TFN

Houses Wanted

WANT TO BUY HOME- Cheap fixer-upper to buy on land contract by renting to own. 815/713-9934. 12/23

CASH FOR UGLY AND UNWANTED HOUSES! Immediate closing. 815/509-9416. Call NOW!

FREE RECORDED MESSAGE Call 24/7 888-379-4358 x 336. . We Buy Houses or Take Over Payments. FREE FORECLOSURE INFO Call 24/7 888-379-4358 x 245. 12/30

Lots for Sale

STEEL BUILDINGS: Factory Closeouts 4 only 30×40, 50×80, 60×120, 80×150. Choice of Color! Selling For Balance Owed! 800-211-9593 Ask for Owen. (MCN)

“ARIZONA LAND” Kingman, 10 acres: Spectacular hilltop views, well & power. $5,000 down, $926 monthly. ARMAGEDDON SPECIAL: One acre, $149/MO. Other properties available. www.DoneRightLand.com. 928-718-1364. N-12/16

BIG BEAUTIFUL AZ LOTS! Golf Course, Nat’l Parks. 1 hour from Tucson. Guaranteed Financing. $0 Down, $0 Interest. Starting $129/mo. Foreclosures online @ www.sunsiteslandrush.com Pre-Recorded Message (800) 631-8164 mention code 5063. (ICAN)

Real Estate Auction

FOR SALE TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER SUNDAY NIGHT – DEC. 20- 5389 KILBUCK RD. MONROE CENTER, IL. 7-acre estate, brick/vinyl 7.500sq. ft. home. 4-bedroom, 4-baths, 3.5 garage, workshop, chapel, giftshop. Inspection times – Sat. & Sun. Dec. 19th & 20th, 2-5pm. 2008 property tax value $678, 690 will sell property and 100 statues Sunday night to highest bidder pver $333,000. Free gift from sculptor for each family. Call 234-8866 or aberg1959@yahoo.com for information and bidder’s packet. 12/16

AUTOS

Autos For Sale

1992 HONDA CIVIC – 4-door, mostly highway miles, super clean! $1,795. 815/262-9096. 12/23

2000 GRAND MARQUIS LS – $3,600. Very clean. 106,000 miles. 815/962-8063, 815/964-8214. 12/23

Motorcycles

2001 BUELL BLAST- 1100 miles. $4,500 OBO. Candy-apple red, mint condition. 815/962-7763. 12/23

WANTED OLD JAPANESE MOTORCYCLES KAWASAKI Z1-900 (KZ900)1972-1976, KZ1000 (1976-1980), Z1R, S1-250, S2-350, S3-400, H1-500, H2-750, HONDA CB750 (1969-1975), SUZUKI GS400, GT380, KZ1000R (1982,1983) CASH PAID, FREE NATIONWIDE PICKUP. 1-800-772-1142, 310-721-0726. (MCN)

Auto Parts and Accessories

CAR DOLLY – 2-wheel, steerable with tie-down straps. $695 OBO. 815/968-1780. 12/16

SET OF 4 TIRES for cargo van or truck. Firestone Transforce HT. 9.50R16.5LT. $200. 815/573-7300. 12/23

TIRES SET OF 4 Bridgestone Dueler H-L 400. Size 245-55-R19. $450. 815/704-5903. 12/23

Auto Appraisals

AREA’S HIGHEST CREDENTIALED CERTIFIED ANTIQUE AUTO APPRAISERS. Established 1966. Collector Car Appraisals, Toll free New number 888/724-3211 ext. 100118. Credit cards welcome. On the web at www.carappraisals.com. TFN

Recreational Vehicles

1996 POLARIS XLT Special Snowmobile- 600cc, triple. Ready to ride. Cobra windshield. Fast. $1,700. 815/703-6616. 12/16

Autos Wanted

WANTED: FULL SIZE cheap Chevy pickup. Automatic, 4×4, V-8 motor. Condition not important. 815/703-6616. 12/16

WANTED: MONSTER TRUCK 1976-96, mechanically sound. Call 815/312-1532. 12/23

DONATE A CAR – HELP CHILDREN FIGHTING DIABETES. Fast, Free Towing. Call 7 days/week. Non-runners OK. Tax Deductible. Call Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation. 1-800-578-0408. N-12/16

AAAA ** DONATION Donate your Car Boat or Real Estate. IRS Tax Deductible. Free Pick-up/Tow. Any Model/Condition. Help Under Privileged Children. Outreach Center. 1-800-928-7566. 12/16

DONATE YOUR CAR Truck or Boat to HERITAGE FOR THE BLIND Free 3 Day Vacation, Tax Deductible, Free Towing, All Paperwork Taken Care Of. 1-877-212-0046. (MCN)

WANTED: USED MINI-VAN or 4×4 vehicle. Also, snow blower, running or not. 815/997-7593.12/30

BUYING PRE-1985 VEHICLES. Junkers to showcars. Please don’t scrap your older car – we can pay more. Finders’ fees paid for successful purchases. New number: 815/243-1130. TFN

DONATE VEHICLE RECEIVE $1000 GROCERY COUPON. NOAH’S ARC Support No Kill Shelters, Research to Advance Veterinary Treatments. FREE TOWING, Tax Deductible, Non-Runners Accepted. 1-866-912-GIVE. (ICAN)

Classic Cars

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FOR SALE

Appliances

RANGE GE HOTPOINT – White, electric, $125. 779/423-0530.

MOBILE HOME FURNACE – Like new, Red T Product. 22,000 BTU’s with digital thermostat, $700. Used only 2 seasons. 815/389-4601 or 608/290-5699. 12/16

ELECTRIC STOVE 220V, dryer 220V, washer 110V, & freezer long floor model, 110V, needs freon. $200 for all OBO. 815/865-5892. 12/23

SMALL WOOD STOVE, $75. Nice conversation piece. Black & Decker nailer/stapler, 18 gauge, new, $60. 815/397-1406.12/30

BUY EdenPURE Heaters! *Save BIG This Winter *BOB VILA Recommended PRICES TOO LOW TO ADVERTISE! 1-888-499-8656, www.EdenPUREstore.com. (MCN)

Electronics

60” BIG SCREEN TV - Phillips, 10 years old, works perfect! $650 OBO. 815/621-7991. 12/30

TOM TOM GPS - Still in box! $80. 815/979-8154. 12/30

CHRISTMAS SALE- Sega Genesis $30, old Nintendo $40, one game included. 815/963-5603 or 815/985-8283. 12/16

SONY THEATER SYSTEM- STR-K502P. Works Great! $75. 815/601-7379. 12/16

TOM TOM GPS NAVIGATION- Only used twice with original box, instructions, accessories, etc. $105 OBO. Blackberry, $40 OBO. 779/537-8520. 12/30

OWER STEREO SPEAKERS pair – (2) 14” woofers each, as new, $250. 815/637-2811. 12/23

SINGER SEWING MACHINE, baby crib, lamps, coffee tables, antique tables, display racks. 815/721-6318. TFN

ORECK 2 in 1 VACUUM - With charger, never used. $40. Call 815/977-4443. 12/30

Used XEROX 5028 black and white office copier. Includes storage base; 15 page sorter; two letter size, one legal size and one 11”x17” size paper trays; one extra toner. Copy cartridge partially used. Automatic doc. feeder needs repair. $500 OBO. Call 815/964-9767 M-F, 9:30-5:00 and ask for Marilyn or Frank. TFN

Fashion & Accessories

ANIMAL PRINT throws, pieces, & coats. 815/877-4498. 12/23

Furniture

DOUBLE BEDROOM SET - Dark cherry wood, box spring, mattress and headboard. $125. 815/332-4034. 12/30

LARGE DRESSER WITH MIRROR, all wood, very nice. $75. 815/742-1513. 12/30

41” CLAWFOOT TABLE with 12” & two chairs, $140. 815/399-6762. 12/16

LEATHER LIVING ROOM Set Original Plastic – Brand New Original Price was $3000 Will sacrifice for $975! Can Deliver! Call Bill: 312-238-8607. (ICAN)

CHERRY BEDROOM SET Solid Wood ENGLISH DOVETAIL New in factory boxes! NEVER BEEN USED! Originally $4500 FOR ONLY $795 Can deliver! 312-238-8607. (ICAN)

MEMORY FOAM THERAPEUTIC NASA VISCO MATTRESSES WHOLESALE! T-$299 F-$349 Q-$399 K-$499 ADJUSTABLES – $799 FREE DELIVERY 25 YEAR WARRANTY 90 NIGHT TRIAL 1-800-ATSLEEP 1-800-287-5337 WWW.MATTRESSDR.COM. N-12/16

FULL-SIZE MAPLE WOOD complete bedroom set, excellent condition – $450. 724/651-0126. 12/30

ANTIQUE CLAWFOOT TABLE, hutch, & sideboard, six chairs, Depression glass. Norman Rockwell plates. Together/Separate. 815/262-3365. 12/23

MAPLE HUTCH, $95. Triple dresser with mirror, $50. 3/4-size mattress, $45. 815/871-7511. After 5pm. 12/23

FUTON, 3 dinette sets, couch, chairs, love seat. 815/494-2577. 12/16

HUGE SEMI-OVAL OAK TABLE: 4’x6’ with leaf, $100. 815/389-4601 or 608/290-5699. 12/16

ENGLANDER PLUSH QUEEN MATTRESS – Paid $1,000, asking $500. Nautilus Queen mattress, $150. 2 antique dressers, $175 & $150. 815/601-5802. 12/23

BROWN LEATHER SOFA & love seat, dining room table, big screen TV, trunk-style coffee table. 815/516-3848. 12/23

Industrial Products

1ft3 ELECTRIC CEMENT MIXER on wheels, $110. 2 heavy-duty engine stands on wheels, $50 each. 815/988-5713. 12/16

1100 CFM Dust KOP COLLECTOR, 55gal drum, lots of misc. duct work fittings, $350 for all. 815/988-5706. 12/16

Jewelry

GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT! Wedding ring set – 17 round diamonds, excellent condition. Bought from Zales. $800. 815/494-1775. 12/30

Misc. Items For Sale

LOCKERS FOR SALE - Set of 4, $150. 815/380-5292. 12/30

GET DISH with FREE Installation – $19.99/mo HBO & Showtime FREE – Over 50 HD Channels FREE Lowest Prices – No Equipment to Buy! Call Now for full Details – 877-883-5731. (ICAN)

FIVE 1 IN. THREADED BRASS BALL VALVES, never installed. $100 OBO. 815/519-6311. 12/23

FIREWOOD- 95% hardwood, oak, hickory, & walnut. Now taking orders, selling out at low price. 847/217-1829. 12/23

BEAUTIFUL 21×15 white ceramic platters. $13.00 each. 815/968-9781. 12/23

2 STORM DOORS – Aluminum, Rh 36×80. $100 set. 815/566-9286. 12/23

1900’s HORSE-DRAWN PLOW, Jewelry 500 pieces! DVD/VCR player, 100 cookbooks, leather indian dress, space heater. 815/962-5376. 12/23

SELLING 50’s, 60’s, 70’s, 80’s LP’s. 45’s, 78’s picture sleeves. Rock, Jazz, Country, Soul. 815/765-2489. 12/23

WEST GERMAN WALL CLOCK - $275. TV, 27” DVD/VCR combo, $95. Electric scooter, $250. Antique desk, $45. 815/997-7593. 12/23

MUSICIAN STORAGE BOXES on wheels, $100 each OBO. (3) Snow blowers, heavy-duty, $300 each OBO. 847/971-5988. 12/23

OUTSIDE CANDLES – 2 with lights inside, 32” tall. Both $20. 815/865-5892. 12/16

Sporting Goods

TROPHY HEADS- Bear, elk, boar, deer. Best offer. 815/227-4807. 12/16

NORDIC TRACK ELITE MODEL, $250. 4-place bike carrier, $25. 815/988-5796. 12/16

Sports Clothing

ATTENTION SAN FRANCISCO 49er FANS – Over 50 items. Please call 815/229-5992. 12/16

AUTHENTIC NFL JERSEYS – All names & numbers are stitched on. $75 each 0r 2 for $120. 100% authentic. All teams, most players. 815/494-6666. 1/6

Tools

CRAFTSMAN TABLE SAW SANDDUST collection kit, $35. Small Sears sandblaster with hooded shield, $35. 815/633-4999. 12/16

Yard & Garden Items

JOHN DEERE SNOW PLOW BLADE - 42” with mounting bracket, $150 OBO. 815/968-1780. 12/23

CRAFTSMAN 10HP RIDING MOWER - non-working, 42” deck, snow blade with hardware & wheel weights, $300 OBO. 815/962-8483. 12/23

Thrift Store

NOW OPEN-DOLLAR DIGGINS The Thrift Resale Store with More. NEW & USED. Household, furniture, books, movies, apparel, jewelry, electronics, tools, toys, dishes, antiques, & collectibles. 2233 Charles St., Rkfd. 12/16

SECOND CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH THRIFT SHOP. 318 North Church Street. Open Tuesday 9am – 1pm. Christmas items ½-OFF anything over 50¢. FREE Beanie Baby with $10 Order. TFN

CRUSADER THRIFT SHOP, 310 7th Street – open Mon. through Sat. from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Christmas room is open! Most ladies shoes 50¢. 50¢-clothing rack. Small vases 10¢. Any glassware in main room ½-price if over 50¢. We accept donations. TFN

BROOKE ROAD THRIFT SHOP, 1404 Brooke Rd. Lots of clothes, shoes, knick knacks, and misc. Open Wednesday’s, 9-12. TFN

FHC THRIFT SHOP, 710 Broadway. 815/299-3615, Open 9-5, Mon.-Sat. Call for emergency after-hour appointments. TFN

SERVICE

Adoption

PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? Call Us First! Living expenses, Housing, Medical and continued support afterwards. Choose Adoptive Family of Your Choice. Call 24/7. ADOPT CONNECT 1-866-743-9212. (MCN)

UNIQUE ADOPTIONS, LET US HELP! Personalized Adoption Plans. Financial Assistance, Housing, Relocation and More. Giving the Gift of Life? You Deserve the Best. Call Us First! 1-888-637-8200. 24-HR Hotline. (MCN)

PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? We can help you! Housing, financial, medical assistance available. You can choose adoptive family and be involved in plans. Call 24/7. Forever Blessed Adoptions. 1-800-568-4594. (MCN)

ADOPTION- Loving home, sweet dog, all NYC has to offer awaits baby to adopt. Expenses paid. Call or email Ellen Toll Free: 888-868-8778, eeadoption.com, ellen@eeadoption.com . (MCN)

ADOPTION – Birthmother – We’ll care about you as you get to know us. Creative, energetic, married couple hoping to become adoptive parents. Living expenses paid. Danielle and Brian @ 1-877-893-6336 or email danielleandbrianadopt@gmail.com. (MCN)

ADOPTION: Pregnant? Secure your baby’s future in home filled with love and opportunity. Easy to talk to. Confidential. Expenses paid. Please call Glenna toll-free 1-866-535-8080. (ICAN)

Cleaning

DUST BUNNIES – Home & businesses, foreclosures, holidays. Insured, reasonable. 815/262-0317. 12/16

R&M COMMMERCIAL CLEANING - Guaranteed lowest rates! Free estimates!Commercial/ Residential. All supplies included. Fully insured. Best cleaning available! 815/319-2381. 12/23

BIKINI MAIDS CLEANING SERVICE- We clean your house in our bikinis. Try us out: 779/772-6171. 12/30

Computers

ROCKFORD PC, LLC – Computer & Game System Repair, Virus-Removal $39.99. Specializing in PS3 Repair. 815/977-5182. 6817 Elm Ave., Loves Park, IL 61111. www.rockfordpc.com . 12/30

OWN A NEW COMPUTER - Payments starting at ONLY $29.99/week. Act Now! FREE GPS! FREE Printer! FREE MP3! Call Computer Funding 1-866-949-0201. (MCN)

GEEKS-IN-ROUTE & On-site Computer & Computer Networking Services by A+ & Microsoft or CISCO Certified Technicians. If We Can’t Fix It, It’s Free! MC/DIS/AMEX/VISA. 1-866-661-GEEK (4335). N-12/16

Education

ATTEND COLLEGE ONLINE from Home. *Medical, *Business, *Paralegal, *Accounting, *Criminal Justice. Job Placement Assistance. Computer Available. Financial aid if qualified. Call 888-336-5053 www.CenturaOnline.com . (ICAN)

ATTEND COLLEGE ONLINE from Home. *Medical, *Business, *Paralegal, *Accounting, *Criminal Justice. Job placement assistance. Computer available. Financial Aid if qualified. Call 800-401-2385 www.CenturaOnline.com . (MCN)

EARN COLLEGE DEGREE ONLINE *Medical, *Business, *Paralegal, *Accounting, *Criminal Justice. Job placement assistance. Computer available. Financial Aid if qualified. Call 800-510-0784 www.CenturaOnline.com . N-12/16

HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA! Graduate in 4 Weeks! FREE Brochure. CALL NOW! 1-866-562-3650 Ext. 30 www.southeasternhs.com . N-12/16

HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA FROM HOME. 6-8 weeks. Accredited. Payment Plan. FREE Brochure. Call Now 1-800-264-8330 www.diplomafromhome.com Benjamin Franklin High School. N-12/16

Entertainment Promotion

OSIRIS ENTERTAINMENT GROUP is looking for aspiring models and musicians. If that’s you Call 815-985-4802. 12/16

Financial

BAD CREDIT LOANS! Even Bankruptcy Get Out Of Debt! Why Wait? Get Cash Fast Personal Loan From $3000-$300,000 NO FEES! Call Today 1-800-811-2302. (MCN)

Handyman/ Handywoman

PROFESSIONAL HANDYMAN SERVICE: Snow removal, gutter cleanout and repair, tree
trimming & removal, roofing, flooring, plumbing, electric, painting, doors & windows, & much more. FREE estimates. 815/975-4268. 12/16

CARPENTER NEEDS WORK - Will work cheap! Quality work references available. Snow removal, odd jobs. 815/670-4322. 12/16

DIAMONDS HANDYMAN SERVICE – Remodeling, Painting, Window Washing, Gutter Cleaning, & Much More. For a FREE Estimate, Call Mike Diamond – 815/601-5802. 12/23

THE FIX-IT GALS- Specializing in painting, drywall repair, general repairs, call us at 815/621-0137. 12/16

PAINTING, HOUSE, & YARD CLEANING, anything that needs to be done. Kathy – 815/289-9022 or Sherry – 815/566-2020. 12/9

FOR ALL YOUR HELPING HANDY NEEDS – Helping Handy Services. Please call 815-297-3284 or 815-297-3298 for more information about what we can do. We also do snow removal. 12/16

Hauling

Chad’s Hauling Service. Free estimates, yard waste, summer cleanup & removal of anything unwanted. Solid 6-year reputation, 15% senior discount, fully licensed & insured. HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Call Chad, 815/979-7593.12/30

Health & Medical

HERNIA REPAIR? DID YOU RECEIVE A COMPOSIX KUGEL MESH PATCH BETWEEN January 2001 AND Present? If the Kugel patch was removed due to complications of bowel perforation, abdominal wall tears, puncture of abdominal organs or intestinal fistulae, you may be entitled to compensation. Attorney Charles Johnson 1-800-535-5727. (ICAN)

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Lega l Services

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Massage Therapy

CREATIVE TOUCH THERAPY: Alleviate stress, muscle tension, improve circulation, encourage overall well-being. Techniques meet your needs. Contact Glenn LMT 815/965-1787. itreasurefinds@yahoo.com. 12/16

Misc. Services

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DIRECTV SAVE $26/ mo FOR A YEAR! Ask How! No Equipment to Buy NO Start Costs! Free DVR/HD Upgrade! Other Packages Start $29.99/ mo! Details Call DirectStarTV 1-800-973-0138.

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GET DISH – FREE Installation – $19.99/mo. HBO & Showtime FREE-Over 50 HD Channels FREE. Lowest Prices – No Equipment to Buy! Call Now for full Details 877-242-0983. N-12/16

DISH NETWORK. $19.99/mo, Why Pay More For TV? 100+ Channels. FREE 4-Room Install. FREE HD-DVR. Plus $600 Sign-up BONUS. Call Now! 1-888-430-9664. N-12/16

DIRECTV FREE MOVIES 3 MONTHS! Ask How! NO Equipment to Buy NO Start Costs! Free DVR/HD Upgrade! Other Packages Start $29.99/mo! Details Call DirectStarTV 1-800-620-0058. N-12/16

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DISH NETWORK. $19.99/mo, Why Pay More For TV? 100+ Channels. FREE 4-Room Install. FREE HD-DVR. Plus $650 Sign-up BONUS. Call Now! 1-877-478-1894. (MCN)

DIRECTV SAVE $26/MO FOR A YEAR! Ask How! NO Equipment to Buy NO Start Costs! Free DVR/HD Upgrade! Other Packages Start $29.99/mo! Details Call DirectStarTV 1-800-279-5698. N-12/16

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**ALL SATELLITE SYSTEMS ARE NOT THE SAME. Monthly programming starts under $20 per month and FREE HD and DVR systems for new callers. CALL NOW 1-800-799-4935. N-12/16

RECEIVE $1000 IN GROCERIES! Real relief program helping people just like you! Pay only $4.90 for your grocery voucher. Use on your favorite brands! Consumer Advocate Response introductory price. 1-800-430-9507. N-12/16

Remodeling

JONATHAN CARMACK’S HOMEWORKS of ROCKFORD & SURROUNDING AREAS –
All your home needs. Exterior- Roof, siding, windows. Interior- Bathrooms, kitchens, basements, etc. FREE ESTIMATES. Insured. 815/633-2540, 815/904-3145. Ask for Jonanthan or Johnny. 12/30

Repairs

SMALL EQUIPMENT REPAIR- Snow blowers/ mowers, etc. Pick up & Delivery. 815/543-7181. 01/27

BECK’S SMALL ENGINE REPAIR All mowers and snowblowers. 1547 Windtrace Ct., Rockton, IL 61072. 815/540-0091. 12/30

Santa Claus

HAVE A SANTA FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS GET TOGETHER- Holiday cheer and carols will put you in the spirit of Christmas. Photo sessions available. Call Sleigh Cell – 815/742-6258. 12/16

FREE! WRITE TO SANTA on the Internet! From now until Christmas Eve this paper and their regional association, MFCP, are offering free letters to and from Santa. Go to www.mfcp.org and click on the “Letters to Santa” box, and then follow the instructions. We hope you have fun and thank you for reading our paper. (MCN)

Sewing

CUSTOM SEWING- Hems & Alterations, Window Treatments & More. 815/793-8989. 12/16

Signs

WINTER SIGNS- Car Wraps, Car & Truck Graphics, Banners, Mail. (815) 988-8540. 12/16

Snow Plowing

ECONOMY SNOW PLOWING – 10% OFF New Customers! 815/904-1684. 12/16

Therapy

ROCKFORD LAUGH CLUB. Meeting Tuesdays 7p.m. and Saturdays 10a.m. for stress relief. To join call 815/979-1944. TFN

Towing

WE BUY COMPLETE CARS/trucks. Any condition! 815/378-3489. 6/17/10

Weddings
& Occasions

NEED A CARING MINISTER for counseling or for your special occasion? Inexpensive. 815/342-6064. TFN

JOBS

Courtesy of The Rock River Times - Warning from the Better Business Bureau.

Work-at-home and fraudulent employment opportunities. Work-at-home and business opportunity scams are frequently found online as well as in the classified sections. They promise high income for minimal work and minimal effort. However, when an interested consumer “applies”, they almost always ask for money up-front to pay for materials, training kits, or investment money. After sending payment, most consumers either have their checks deposited and never hear anything again, or obtain something that is completely useless- essentially junk mail. Internet employment opportunities, mostly found on job boards, looking for “shipping” or “billing managers”, “payment processors”, or anything with a financial sounding name, very frequently turn out to be fraudulent listings that are in actuality looking for victims to commit money laundering by accepting and forwarding payments.

Mystery/secret shopping scam. Fraudulent mystery shopping promoters frequently use newspaper ads and internet solicitations to create an impression that they are affiliated with or work for respectable and reputable companies. The website that you will be led to often asks that you “register” and pay a fee in order to receive information about a certification program, a directory of mystery shopping companies, or baseless guarantees of obtaining mystery shopping positions. Most don’t exsist, have already expired, or have nothing to do with legitimate secret shopping offers.

Help Wanted

I TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO MAKE $500-$1000 extra per month. Don’t believe it, don’t call. 815/914-3429. 12/30

NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED!!! Hourly Pay + Commission! By helping others save on their NiCor and ComEd bills! Make Your Own Schedule! No start up kits, No hidden fees or costs! SANTANNA ENERGY SERVICES 1-877-705-9385 ext 242 www.santanaenergyservices.com. (ICAN)

OWN A COMPUTER, WORK FROM ANYWHERE. Two Step Process. Request Online Info, Review. Set-up phone interview. $1500PT / $5000FT. Serious people ONLY: WWW.RJDGLOBAL.COM. (ICAN)

FULLER BRUSH CATALOG SALES. Distributors needed. Start own home based business. Work own hours. NO INVESTMENT! Limited Time. 1-800-477-3855 www.fullerbrushgetstarted.com ID#6900022 To order: www.fullerdirect.com ID#6900022. (MCN)

AIRLINES ARE HIRING – Train for high-paying Aviation Maintenance Career. FAA-approved program. Financial aid if qualified – Housing available. CALL Aviation Institute of Maintenance (888) 349-5387. (MCN)

MAKE $384 DAILY! Data entry positions available Now! Internet access needed. Income is Guaranteed No experience required. Apply today. www.datamoney.net (VOID IN SD). (MCN)

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ATTENTION READERS. Earn money from home processing mortgage assistance postcards. No advertising. Direct deposit available. References available. No gimmicks. 800-650-2090. (MCN)

LOCAL TYPISTS needed immediately. $400+PT – $800+FT weekly. Flexible schedules, work from home, training provided. 1-800-757-2304. (MCN)

AIRLINE MECHANIC – Train for high-paying Aviation Career. FAA-approved program. Financial aid if qualified – Job placement assistance. CALL Aviation Institute of Maintenance 866-854-6156. N-12/16

$$$HOME WORKERS NEEDED$$$ Earn Up To $3,800 Weekly Working from Home assembling Information packets. No Experience Necessary! Start Immediately! FREE Information. CALL 24hrs. 1-877-224-0207. N-12/16

EARN UP TO $500 WEEKLY assembling our angel pins in the comfort of your home. No experience required. Call 813-699-4038 or 813-425-4361 or visit www.angelpin.net. N-12/16

EARN UP TO $30 PER HOUR. Experience not Required. Undercover shoppers needed to judge retail and dining establishments. Call 800-742-6941. N-12/16

$$$ START TODAY $$$ Earn $1,400 – $4,600 Weekly Working From Home Assembling Information Packets. No Experience Necessary! Start Immediately! FREE Information. Call 24hrs. 1-888-255-2802. N-12/16

GET PAID TO SHOP! Mystery Shoppers Needed to Pose as Customers! Training Provided. FT/PT Call 800-720-3708. N-12/16

$$$ START NOW $$$ Earn Extra Income. Assembling CD Cases from home! No Experience Necessary. Call our Live Operators for more information! 1-800-405-7619 Ext 2181. www.easyworkgreatpay.com. N-12/16

ASSEMBLE MAGNETS & CRAFTS FROM HOME! Year-round Work! Excellent Pay! No Experience! Top US Company! Glue Gun, Painting, Jewelry & More! TOLL FREE 1-866-844-5091, code 5 **Not available MD**. N-12/16

Drivers

ATTN: FLATBED DRIVERS: Great home time, Benefits, Vacation, Holiday Pay and More Terminals in Grand Island, NE and Rensselaer, IN. Dedicated Flatbed Carrier for Chief Industries, Inc. Class A CDL / 1 Yr. OTR Exp + 1 Yr recent flatbed exp req’d. Call or visit 1-866-483-5318 www.gicc.chiefind.com. (ICAN)

$$$ YOUR FUTURE TOMORROW STARTS TODAY $$$ 100% APU Equipped. OTR Drivers Wanted. Pre-Pass EZ-pass. Every 60K mile raises. 100% NO touch. Butler Transport. 1-800-528-7825. (ICAN)

TRUCK DRIVERS WANTED - Best Pay and Home Time! Apply Online Today over 750 Companies! One Application, Hundreds of Offers! http://hammerlanejobs.com. (MCN)

Seeking Employment

FORMER MUSEUM REGISTRAR with BA looking for similar work. 815/997-8064. TFN

WILLING TO SHOVEL SNOW, sidewalks, and driveways. And other odd jobs. Rockford only. Call 815/708-7905. Mon-Sat 6:30am – 7:30pm. 12/30

Business Opportunity

BE YOUR OWN BOSS! Potential of $2,000-$4,000/week, owning your own business. Small Investment for HUGE RETURNS! Call 1-800-507-7222 for details. Must use Code# CL30685 (VOID IN SD). (MCN)

NEED AFFORDABLE, EXPERIENCED HELP with your Business Start-up and Growth? Writing, Marketing, Websites, PR, and more. Under $9/ hour. FREE Consult. 1-877-833-0926m www.OhioHelpGroup.com (No Jobs). (MCN)

ALL CASH VENDING! Do you earn up to $800/day? Your own local candy route. Includes 25 Machines and Candy All for $9,995. 1-800-453-5882 AIN#BO213. (ICAN)

MUSIC

HEAVY METAL BAND seeks guitarist, drummer, and keyboardist. Influences are Otep, Slip Knot, Him. 815/994-0078. 12/30

ELECTRIC GUITAR - Peavy “Tracer”. Solid body, old US-made, plus hard case. $300. 815/865-5892. 12/16

PERSONALS

YOUNG MASSAGE THERAPIST - Female, available. 815/977-0149. No weirdos! 12/30

SWM 33, black hair, hazel eyes. Looking for someone to date. Like to go to movies, shopping, or just hanging out. 815/721-3601. 12/16

NEW IN THE AREA. DSM, Italian, mature gentleman, kind, generous, honest, professional, self-employed who likes to dance, dine out, travel, good conversation, & more. Looking for an attractive lady under 50yrs. 815/621-5406. 12/30

AFRICAN-AMERICAN ATTRACTIVE TRANSSEXUAL: Educated, outgoing, wants to meet gentleman. Race unimportant. Age 30-60. Serious calls only! 815/209-7989. 12/16

BISEXUAL MALE looking for a male roommate to share my place with extra things. Call 815/312-0018 for more info. 12/30

SWM, 46 seeks sexy female for dating & fun. Call 815/312-1532 fo info. 12/23

SWM seeks SF for dating & friendship. Call 815/544-5269. 12/16

Public Announcement

PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN! FREE Child ID Kit. For appointment call 815/399-1224 Ext. 111. 12/16

LOOKING FOR ANSWERS? Try Bible call. 24-hour automated service- 815/316-2650. (Church of Christ). TFN

AL-ANON, support group for families and friends of alcoholics. Help-line: (815) 399-0456. TFN

POSITIVE IMAGE CHURCH – Basic Life Skills Programs. Free. 1408 Elm Street. For information: 815/967-9061. TFN

WELCOME TO ST. SEBASTIAN ORTHODOX CHURCH. Traditional liturgy every Sunday, 10:30 a.m., 2415 Charles St., Suite 20×1, Rockford, IL. Call 815/520-4374. TFN

PRE-VATICAN II CHURCH is alive and well. St. Sebastian. Call 815/520-4374. TFN

In Loving Memory

THE COLONEL PLAYS ON- Website for astonishing guitar player David Leis. www.thecolonel.info . TFN

Organ, Blood,
& Tissue Donation

26-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER desperately needs kidney Type A+. Waiting 6½ years. (630)400-6849. TFN

55-YEAR OLD MOTHER desperately needs kidney Type A, waiting 3 years. 815/978-3422 or 815/282-2551. TFN

SINGLE YOUNG MOTHER with 2 children desperately needs kidney donor. Blood type O positive/negative. 815/397-6703. TFN

LOVING HUSBAND, father and grandfather in need of a kidney. Type O. 968-8517, 963-3734, 316-2793. TFN

The Rock River Times
is now offering a special classifieds section reserved for
individuals or families seeking organ donations.
This is a totally free service for those who
are in need. Please feel free to call: (815)964-9767,
fax: (815)964-9825, or e-mail: contact@rockrivertimes.com
your FREE 15-word ad for this special section.
For more information on organ & tissue donation,

visit www.giftofhope.org
To contribute to
The Angela Rushford Children’s Organ Donation Fund, visit the
foundation of Northern Illinois’ web site:
www.cfnil.org . .

PETS

For Sale

CHINCHILLAS- 2 babies, parents on site. Ready for adoption! Serious inquiries only. 815/962-5376. TFN

CHIHUAHUA PUPPIES - Males & females, $300-$350. 608-436-4355. 12/30

KITTENS - Ready now, $25 each. Good homes. 815/449-2512. 12/23

3 CHIHUAHUA PUPPIES $300 ea. 815/962-9385.12/23

9-MONTH OLD MALE - Purebred red-nose pitbull. Good temperament. $75. 779/770-1860. 12/16

RED-NOSE PITBULL – 3 months old, female. $75. 815/298-2287. 12/16

Wanted For Pets

WANTED: LOVING & CARING FOSTER HOMES for rescued kittens & cats. If you can help, please call me at 815/980-7863. Thanks so much. – Lori. TFN

Pet Services

DO YOU KNOW A CHAINED OR LONELY DOG? Go to www.dogsdeservebetter.org. 12/23

DON’T BREED OR BUY while homeless pets die. Adopt from shelters or rescues. www.wcasrock.org. 12/30

SEE LIVE ELEPHANTS on the elecam at www.elephants.com. 1/6

WANTED

GAS STOVE – Oven must work. Ladies snow mobile suit size LG. Folding card table. 815/399-2473. 12/23

I WILL BUY YOUR OLD CD’s. Top prices paid.815/218-3054. 12/30

WANTED: WHITE GAS STOVE in excellent condition near Rockford. 815/382-7667. 12/16

WANTED: SNOWMOBILES AND PARTS from the 70’s and 80’s., Kitty Cats and other small snowmobiles. 815/623-6591. TFN

WILL PAY MORE FOR silver & gold than anyone. See our ad in the “At Your Service” section, page D4. 815/547-7111. 12/16

I MAKE TALKING BOOKS FOR THE BLIND- In need of donated mini-tapes and tape recorder. 815/742-2781. 12/30

OLD GUITARS WANTED! Fender, Gibson, Martin, Gretsch, Prairie State, Euphonon, Larson, D’Angelico, Stromberg, Rickenbacker, and Mosrite. Gibson Mandolins/Banjos. 1930’s thru 1970’s TOP CASH PAID! 1-800-401-0440. N-12/16

WANTED DIABETES TEST STRIPS Any Kind/Any brand Unexpired. Pay up to $18.00 per box. Shipping Paid. Call 1-800-267-9895 or www.SellDiabeticstrips.com. N-12/16

WANTED: DIABETIC TEST STRIPS. Any type. Any brand. Will pay up to $14 a box. Quick & local. Nancy. 815/519-9966. TFN

NEEDED FOR MY SON who is a nursing home resident: his favorite music artist, Bob Seger- albums, records, CDs, etc. Thanks for calling, Don, 815/262-0214. TFN

WOMAN WITH MS WANTS – Chihuahua puppy, electric or manual wheelchair, electric scooter. Also, collecting gorillas. 779/770-3858. 12/23

CASH! FOR ANYTHING OF VALUE. CALL 815/558-1900. 12/30

From the Dec. 16-22, 2009 issue